phoenix. ©
I hate it when people are like “get out of your comfort zone” literally every single thing I do in my life feels like me getting out of my comfort zone
the internal tension between being a prickly judgemental cunt and someone who loves people to the point of tears has resulted in a maxim i like to call Everyone Is Beautiful and I Hate Them So Much
cannot stop saying “dude im always saying this” after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence
run-on sentences aren’t real btw, that’s a lie made up by loser control freaks who feel the need to stifle my reading speed with stop signs (a.k.a. “.”); but i’m a woman of yield signs (,) and rolling stops (;) <- i accidentally made a pussy
